By: Nick Lodhi .Sheengold. Marble Arc. London. W1

Nick Lodhi .Sheengold. Marble Arc. London. W1 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:02:06 +0000

I Welcome you to London Shahrukai ,There are some little habits I might as well tell you that ..now you have to change not very much, Only you know just as well….Jolly well!! just to remember that it not Mumbai kind of living .Please kindly don’t snore to loud if you can help it when you sleep I know you are a hard worker. Well !! otherwise I will have some difficulties in my sleeping habits. Please, Not at all late nights disturbances required , you know what I mean…i.e. loud Indian music. children playing cumputer games or you banging the doors hard when you stressed up or knocking the walls in anger or I have to invest on the listening devices and please no over looking at your neighbours balconies . No cooking curry powder Bombay missileas to ruin my wardrobes collections wall paper and curtains and I hope you will jolly well speak in English language. No burning of candles or Divas. I hope you are fire protection Insurances. Oh yes!! Old chap hoping you do drink Brook Bund tea and do welcome us too to know how you settling down and what made you move out here being an Indian… Not being noisy to knowing what you have. You see the Last ones who were the occupants were rather a bit too much of rotten eggs. You know what I mean. I suppose now your kind will begin to move out here too. Better I .. put my property on sale and move to the country side knowing what you paid 20 Million for this shack. I suppose I should get much more as I have one extra small tanning / sonar room on the side.

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By: Nick Lodhi .Sheengold. Marble Arc. London. W1